3.07.2013

H-Pizzle facts

so, I stole this list. but the moron person who put it together had the F bomb in the title. I just think that's stupid. have some class. So I copied it so I could show my fellow obsessors. that is a word, yes.
this is too wonderful not to share! and I hope you're all enjoying my endless Harry Potter pinning.
I just finished number 6 and I'm obsessed ok?!

My favorite is that Malfoy named his son Scorpius. (HAHAHA)
Hermione is Harry's son's Godmother
and that Neville became a professor. (he's adorable)
~ Azkaban no longer uses Dementors as guardians.
~George Weasley married Angelina Johnson and had 2 children named Fred and Roxanne.
~Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and on Dumbledore’s side.
~Slytherin House became more diluted and was no longer solely pureblood; however its dark reputation lingers.
~Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue.
~Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns.
~The Resurrection Stone is now buried in the Forbidden Forest after being pressed into the ground by a centaur’s hoof.
~ Voldemort’s curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts has been lifted.
~Viktor Krum fell in love with a woman back home in Bulgaria.
~The Death Eater’s Dark Marks eventually faded to look like a scar. It will no longer burn or hurt.
~ The Quibbler is back to publishing articles about the lunatic fringe & is appreciated for its unintentional humour.
~Members of the DA still have their coins, as they are like badges of honor.
~Neville Longbottom worked as an Auror before moving on as the Herbology professor at Hogwarts.
~The remaining Death Eaters were killed or imprisoned in Azkaban for their crimes, with the exception of the Malfoys.
~Luna Lovegood married the grandson of the Newt Scamander, author of ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’
~Firenze survived his wounds and was welcomed back into the Centaur herd.
 ~Harry will never become Headmaster of Hogwarts since an academic career just isn’t him.
~Hagrid was still working at Hogwarts by 2017, at 88 years old.
~Draco Malfoy really cares about his son, Scorpius Malfoy. He is growing him up to be a better person than he was.
~Centaurs realized that “pro-human leanings were not shameful.
~Draco and Harry never became friends, but they did come to understand and appreciate each other better.
~Hermione tells Scrimgeour that she is not planning to embark on a career in Magical Law. Ironically, that’s where she ends up.
~After his death, Voldemort is forced to exist in the stunted infant-like form that Harry sees in the King’s Cross-like Limbo.
~Harry would  take his family to visit Dudley’s when they were in the neighbourhood (occasions dreaded by James, Albus and Lily).
~Aberforth is still at the Hog’s Head “playing with his goats”.
~The number of Dementors have been greatly diminished because despair and degradation have been lessened in the world.
~Arthur Weasley fixed Sirius’ motorbike and gave it to Harry.
~Nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the school for witchcraft and wizardry is led by an entirely new headmaster (“McGonagall was really getting on a bit”) as well as a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. That position is now as safe as the other teaching posts at Hogwarts, since Voldemort’s death broke the jinx that kept a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor from remaining for more than a year.
~Hagrid never married, although he had a relationship with a giantess.
~Kingsley Shacklebolt became the Minister of Magic after the Second Wizarding War.
~Harry will not train to be an animagus; his “energies are going to be concentrated elsewhere and he’s not going to have time to do that.
~Audrey Weasley is wife of Percy Weasley, and they both  have 2 daughters, Molly and Lucy.
~In the aftermath of the war, the Order was disbanded once and for all.
~Luna has twin boys named Lorcan and Lysander with Rolf Scamander.and apparently  travels the world, looking for mad creatures.
~Hermione advanced the rights of magical creatures & eradicated the old pro-pure-blood laws in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.
~The head of the Auror Office as of 2007 is Harry Potter.
~Lavender Brown was attacked by Fenrir Greyback. Hermione saved her but she was already injured. What happened to her later on was never really told.
~Neville Longbottom’s students were impressed when he showed them his Dumbledore’s Army’s Coin.
~Harry, Ron and Neville didn’t return to Hogwarts for their 7th year. They went straight to get training as aurors and Neville went to work as an auror before becoming a Professor.
~Harry sometimes visits Hogwarts to give talks on DADA.
~Hermione is James’ godmother.
~Hermione Granger was the only member of the trio who returned to Hogwarts to complete their seventh year.
~Ron worked with George in WWW for some time and then became an Auror.
~Ginny became a professional Quidditch player for the Holyhead Harpies and become the senior Quidditch correspondent for the Daily Prophet.
~After the war, Hermione found her parents in Australia and restored their memories. 

Mischeif managed. 
(original link here, so no one can threaten me for copy catting.)

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